Can you explain Megan Fox’s appeal? Yes. She looks like a porn star and has the same acting talent as one, yet for some reason she makes mainstream movies. This tonal disconnect is what’s so appealing about her. If you had to pick a single scene that exemplifies Michael Bay’s utter disdain for story and continuity, what would it be? When five Decepticons sink to the bottom of the ocean to retrieve Megatron’s corpse. A submarine tracks five “subjects” going down, and when they get there, one of the Decepticons is killed to give parts to Megatron. 5 -1 +1 = 5, right? No, because the sub somehow tracks “six” subjects coming up. Not only is this very basic math, this is the simplest of script errors. It could not possibly have been more than one page apart in the script. And yet Michael Bay either didn’t care to notice or didn’t give a fuck. “Math? Math is for pussies. My movies are about shit blowing up, man.” Could you sum up the film in one line of its dialogue? “I am standing directly beneath the enemy’s scrotum.
MARK BEAN
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